So this morning I woke up.
Drank coffee.
Took a shower.
Then, I went into my room, got dressed and started brushing my hair.
With every stroke of the brush, more and more strands of hair fluttered to the floor. I ran my fingers through it, and a little clouds of blonde floated down.
Great. Fantastic. Everytime I walk by the mirror I see my hair all over my shirt (its black so it stands out)
Like, at this rate, it seems as though I won't have any hair by the end of the day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Consider getting a pixie cut! Chop off all your hair while you still can before people start to notice. You're probably skinny enough by now that you can pull it off. ;)
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